Full of Cadbury Dairy Milk

Former Patricks chair Chris Corrigan yesterday suggested that if the ACCC and its mergers team were to form a rock band it would be called "Flim Flam and the Flakes." I guess my long time co-author Stephen King would be one of the flakes.

I wondered what songs they might sing. A few came to mind:

• "All my friends are getting married"
• "D.I.V.O.R.C.E."
• "Love and marriage"

and some special tributes to Chris: "Long train running," "Don't pay the ferryman" and, of course, "I love it when you call me names.

[Update: another source suggested adding "Fox on the Run"]